I hate this town.

First of all, I want to thank the Police for arriving so quickly. It's too bad you can't do more than file a report. I appreciate the effort. (This is all true. For sarcasm, please read the next sentence.)

Second, I want to thank the low life pieces of shit who broke into my car. Thank you oh so much for making it very hard for me to sleep at this point. Thank you for making my holiday season so memorable.

Fucking savages in this town.