ATTENTION ALL BASTARD FANS!

The Bastards Karamazov will be performing live and in person!
Tuesday, July 6th
at The Way Out Club!
2525 S. Jefferson in downtown St. Louis.

The club opens at 8. Show starts around 9:30.
Only $5 gets you high quality comedy!
Tell your friends! Bring your friends!

WhooP!

Oh......

Tater Tots, why must you mock me?

I have to admit, I have an eating problem. I don't eat too much, mind you. I eat too much of the wrong thing. Take tonight, for example. There I was, settling in for the evening, when it occurs to me: I didn't eat dinner. But what to eat? I know, Tater Tots! They're so good! And what could be better than making a good food into a good meal? In hindsight, a lot. If you ignore the fact that I have no condiments in my apartment, eating a large serving of Tater Tots may sound pretty cool. Trust me, it is not. Not only do I get queasy at the thought of eating even one more Tot, I am more or less immobilized. I think Tater Tots expand when eaten. I don't know. Maybe they're right, maybe Tater Tots are just a side dish. But why does it have to be that way? Perhaps I'll write a letter to Ore-Ida, or even the State of Idaho, and ask why it must be that way. But I don't think that will be any time soon, because if I think about spuds anymore, I will definitely throw up.

Damn you, Tater Tots.

Whoop.