I Know Somebody Famous!

Yes, that's right. I can now officially say I know someone who was on TV (Although I could say that before, this is more recent. Sorry Kastl.) But if you didn't watch Law & Order: SVU, then you missed out on the newest "It Girl".

Congrats, Ti.

Hey, can you get Ice T to figure out who broke into my car?

I hate this town.

First of all, I want to thank the Police for arriving so quickly. It's too bad you can't do more than file a report. I appreciate the effort. (This is all true. For sarcasm, please read the next sentence.)

Second, I want to thank the low life pieces of shit who broke into my car. Thank you oh so much for making it very hard for me to sleep at this point. Thank you for making my holiday season so memorable.

Fucking savages in this town.